Last Seven Days

Yeltsen, Clinton, and Gates were summoned by God for a meeting in heaven. They were told that the world had become so wicked that it would be destroyed in seven days and they should go tell their constituents.

Yeltsen called in his cabinet and said bad news and worse news. The bad news is that there is a God. The worse news is that He is going to destroy us in seven days.

Clinton met with his cabinet and said good news and bad news. The good news is that there is a God and the bad news is that He is going to destroy the world in seven days.

Gates met with his staff and said good news and better news. the good news is that there is a God. The better news is that we do not have to come up with a fix for Windows 95.

Contributed by a student of a faculty member.

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